Top Ten Things the Apostle Paul would have done if he had a pc:
10. Download MP3’s of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious missionary journeys.
9. Visit WebMD.com about that persistent pain in flesh.
8. Spiritual armor would include virus protection software.
7. "To live is Christ, to die is to have a 28K modem".
6. Book boat tickets using Priceline.com
What Kids Really Think About Mom?Why did God make mothers?
- She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
- Think about it, it was the best way to get more people...Mostly to clean the
house.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
- I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
- They say she used to be nice.
What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?
Have you ever noticed that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples: 1. A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to the ability to actually do the work involved.
2. Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one.
3. A newly washed window gathers dirt at double the speed of an unwashed window.
4. The availability of a ballpoint pen is inversely proportional to how badly it is needed.
5. The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will fill a two-car garage.6. Three children plus two cookies equals a fight.
7. The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV remote controls divided by the number of viewers.
8. The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outdoor temperature.
9. The capacity of any hot water heater is equal to one and one- half sibling showers.
10. What goes up must come down, except for bubble gum, kites and slightly used Rice Krispies.
11. Place two children in a room full of toys and they will both want to play with the same toy.
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